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 "Big Society" plans announced today by the Prime Minister, David Cameron, will see WRVS ladies and other voluntary workers taking over in central government. The army of hosital shop tea ladies will be taking up prime positions in central government.

 Written by CarlinGirl Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Topics: Politics, Tea Party Mark Williams being taken out of the Tea Party.

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 Thierry Henry, the former Arsenal striker who, reports say, would one day "love to return to the Emirates" after he has finished his playing career, has been told he is not welcome there.

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 Berlin, Germany. Paul the amazing Octopus, still riding high following his World Cup successes, has been auctioned off by his aquarium managers to Donald Trump, the wealthy American entrepreneur and owner of the most hilarious hair do on the planet.

 "The Plastiki boat, which was fashioned out of 12,500 plastic water bottles, has been forced to call for a tow to shore during the last stage of its 7,500 nautical mile journey from San Francisco to Sydney.

 Written by Abel Rodriguez Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Tags: Kerry Katona, Spain, Bikini The lobby of The Mrs.